As It Stands, 3.8 Magnitude

Here I sit, typing groggily from being up since 4 am this morning. Just couldn't get back to sleep after the earthquake. My "fight or flight" response kicked into high gear & sleep was impossible. I made it into work but wasn't too productive and foresee an early bedtime tonight. I do have a new product to offer though. It is an earthquake sensing device. No batteries required. Runs on moist organic cat food & daily brushings. Can also be used as a spot heater for your bed. Makes a "god-awful" noise right before an earthquake hits to warn you of the pending shaking you will feel. Some motor noise may be detected in the form of purring. Side effects may include love of cats, allergies or an occasional fur ball. Will clone to suit.

And So Another Day Ends at the Farm